Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Some terrible, insufferable, and far-out things I wish I’d never been taught:

Everything always comes out right in the end, according to every annoying American TV show ever made

When Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck get into a fight and shoot each other, they can still carry on as if nothing bad’s happened

Annoying racial stereotypes are meant to be tolerated

When Captain Cook discovered Australia there was nobody else living here

Adults are rational human beings, as opposed to children who don’t have a clue what they’re doing

Politics is a noble profession and politicians answer your letters if you write, and are nice to them

It’s fun to be part of one big. happy family

Gangsters are basically decent people who wouldn’t dream of hurting you

Police are above the law because they’re incapable of doing  anything that could be remotely described as wrong

If you save your money hard enough, there’s no end to what you can do in life

A bank is a safe place to put your money

Nazis are a bunch of gullible buffoons

Never contradict your mother

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