Everything
always comes out right in the end, according to every annoying American TV show
ever made
When Bugs Bunny
and Daffy Duck get into a fight and shoot each other, they can still carry on
as if nothing bad’s happened
Annoying racial
stereotypes are meant to be tolerated
When Captain
Cook discovered Australia there was nobody else living here
Adults are
rational human beings, as opposed to children who don’t have a clue what
they’re doing
Politics is a
noble profession and politicians answer your letters if you write, and are nice
to them
It’s fun to be
part of one big. happy family
Gangsters are
basically decent people who wouldn’t dream of hurting you
Police are above
the law because they’re incapable of doing
anything that could be remotely described as wrong
If you save your
money hard enough, there’s no end to what you can do in life
A bank is a safe
place to put your money
Nazis are a
bunch of gullible buffoons
Never contradict your mother
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